"20 Confessions of an ALMOST High School Graduate"

I was planning on posting this at my graduation open house last May, but I had so much already, and I just never got around to it, so here they are, in no particular order, my confessions up until graduation day. Feel free to comment if you remember any!

"20 Confessions of an ALMOST High School Graduate"

1. On the senior trip, I creeped on a couple, took a picture, asked them for their email, and then sent it to them.

2. My Driver’s Ed teacher, Mr. Latimer, used to call me “speed racer”.

3. Maggie Raes, Bethany and I gave Sierra Haan’s number to a Taco John’s worker at Jordan Creek. Later, when he found her in the mall, we ditched her.

4. Also on that day, I tripped while trying to run up the escalator and messed up my jeans.

5. I peed my pants before most track meets in JH.

6. At nap time, Bethany and I would sneak around and try on our babysitter’s Mary Kay samples.

7. Also, during Kindergarten nap time, Brandi Rose and I got in trouble for playing thumb wars with Jacob Hadaway and Nick Obernolte.

8. Although I blamed it on Reed Smith, I was the biggest cheater in all of the cross country games.

9. When I was little, I got Bethany to eat Easter egg dye because she thought it was candy.

10. I face planted in the hallway while trying to get Tessa Subra’s attention. Later I found out that Isaac DeValois shoved me as a joke.

11. On the senior trip, when we were supposed to be going to museums the last two days, Maggie Zimmermann and I went to a college science fair and shopped at Forever 21.

12. After babysitting, I ran over one of Rich and Nancy Ostrem’s reflectors.

13. I forced Jeffrey Lloyd to run for student body president by shoving him into a wall and not allowing him to leave until he agreed.

14. Officer Arcuri stole my shoe because I used it to prop the door open when the air conditioning was on.

15. When we were state track alternates, Tessa Subra and I tanned on the turf of the Blue Oval instead of warming up.

16. Stephanie Clemens and I hid behind a trash can to get out of a cross country workout. It didn’t work. We also hid in cornfields.

17. Tory Pfannkuch, Drake Van Roekel, and I ate bags of popcorn that Mrs. Kult gave us. We attempted to use the microwave in the practice room in order to accomplish this task. It failed miserably.

18. Drake and Mason Lewis locked Tory into a closet during musical practice. She wanted me to save her, but I refused to help.

19. Olivia Sieve, Miranda Schouten, and I skipped softball practice freshman year the day before State Track to go to Fazoli’s for a “team meal”.

20. I broke into the church a few times when I was younger by going through Gabe’s loose window...It’s fixed now.